( May 19, 2008 )

Swan Lace Clothier - Virus Warning

ORF / SWAN LACE CLOTHIER VIRUS WARNING

If you know someone from Swan Lace Clothier, please let them know that their website is being reported by some anti-virus softwares to be spreading the HTML/Framer.Z virus. We would return and send an email to them about it, but we don’t want to return to the site with all the warnings from our anti-virus software.

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( May 14, 2008 )

Bye bye Keg Drain

Bye bye Keg Drain

For the first time in the decade or so I have been involved with the Ohio Renaissance Festival, Marietta Marcin’s first year as Craft Coordinator was the first that I can recall being witness to violent brawls, patrons falling down drunk, police, ambulances, and emergency service personal called to the annual keg drain. With all due respect to patrons, I believe the reason for the elevated troubles this year can be found in the presence of people who simply have no business being on site after hours. I know I witnessed two of them brawling, falling down drunk, and causing so much ruckus that police cars and ambulances were involved before it was over. Most of which being witnessed by many folk, including Jeff the site manager.

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( May 14, 2008 )

ORF, Penny Good & a Pedophilic Cult

ORF, Penny Good & a Pedophilic Cult

From the Former Blacksmith of ORF (thown out after Marietta Marcin attacked)

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( May 7, 2008 )

Dumping in the Creek

Now here is an interesting development. We are now in receipt of statements from someone claiming to be employed with the Ohio Renaissance Festival who tells us that after Faire closes, the Pepsi booth next to the Blacksmith has remaining syrup that will not keep for the season. It is unclear if these bags of syrup are the booth’s stock or just the stock that was open previously.

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( May 7, 2008 )

Buildings - Don’t buy or sell one

ORF Fights (whimpers) Back

The Rebellion has been observed by the King and Queen of the Ohio Renaissance Festival. In fact, we believe their minions now subscribe to this blog. It seems like they are responding. In this case they seem to have responded to the accusations that they are steeling buildings by changing a policy in a way that makes it easier for them to take buildings away from people.

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( May 4, 2008 )

Town Crier - April 2008

The Town Crier (or should that be wimper?)

Volume 2008, Issue 1
April 2008

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Filled under General by RogueOne
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( May 1, 2008 )

Pretzels and Cheese

Pretzels and Cheese

Have you ever wondered why it is that at a buffet there is a cover over all of the food and special tongs to serve the food with? That is because it is against health code for food to be allowed to sit without a cover.

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( May 1, 2008 )

Sanitation not Period?

We had a conversation with a candy merchant who will not be returning for the 08 season. Her reason for not returning for the 08 season; Marietta Marcin. Per the departing merchant, in addition to complaining to us about how Marietta Marcin repeatedly provided sexual advances to the merchant’s husband, evidently there is a little bit of confusion about what exactly the health codes are for a Renaissance Festival.

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