The Ohio Renaissance Festival Protest

Because he seems to have a fan club, as all Monster Cocks should, you will be hearing more about my Monster Cock soon.  In fact, you will soon be hearing about other Monster Cocks.  You see, I am fairly sure my son has a Monster Cock too!  It’s a young cock, but it looks fairly big for a baby.  Evidently, the monster cock gene can be passed on & I’ve decided to document his progress as his cock grows to maturity.

Of course I am talking about my Rooster, his offspring, and the one I gave to my son.  In truth, there were 4 peeps born to / hatched to monster cock in one batch, then a week later another batch peeped out with 22 survivors.  One was sickly and didn’t last long.

What do Monster Cocks have to do with Peter Carroll?

What do Big Boobs have to do with light beer?

Other than that I think he want’s both but has neither, the two have very little to do with Peter Carroll or the Ohio Renaissance festival.  And yet, whenever you see a commercial for light beer you see a young lady with ample cleavage. Obviously, it’s a marketing thing.  Come one.  Come all.  Drink our light beer and you will be surrounded by beautiful bouncing breasts.

A close personal friend pointed this out to me many years ago.  He had a TV show on public access where he presented a weekly discussion of ancient philosophy set to modern standards.  His ratings spiked when he introduced barely clad women with large breasts.  They didn’t participate in the discussion, but instead danced and frolicked behind him as the backdrop to his presentation.  He explained the logic behind what seemed like sleazy marketing.  Who would benefit more from philosophy than the type of people that would fall for sleazy marketing?  He was right!

Evidently, the participants of the Ohio Renaissance Festival and other similar fairs like a good Monster Cock joke.  I recently received an email in which a reader describes his attendance at a party where Monster Cock was one of the hottest subjects.

So I asked myself, who would benefit more from this protest?  Ah, a marriage made in heaven.  What could make it better?  Ample cleavage of course.  Don’t you worry none, I will be working on something from the Hens also.

So stay tuned.  Same bat time.  Same bat channel.  More about Monster Cock and Son of Monster Cock soon!

Viva la Monster Cock!